watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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