Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
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