My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I cannot find my penis.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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