dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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