I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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