Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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