seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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