um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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