Welp...herpes.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I think your dad took our porno
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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