Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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