he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
