I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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