The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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