Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Text me some of your sweat
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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