We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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