The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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