fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
NoShamevember. You game?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
i black out too much to be "responsible"
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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