If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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