of course. lets lasso hookers.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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