im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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