The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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