just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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