it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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