my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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