You work out of a Hotel?
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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