Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
where are my eyebrows?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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