Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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