This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
you made out with another girl for some wings
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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