she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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