your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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