Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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