I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Randomize
