Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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