So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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