Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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