we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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