Banned from zoo.
Again?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Rumble strips road head = magical
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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