Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I can tuck mytits in my pants
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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