didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I'm just crazy horny about you
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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