I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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