hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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