just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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