So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
