Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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