By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
not ubering you a puppy
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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