He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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