i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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