Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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