Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
Randomize
