sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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