glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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