went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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