I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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