I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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