# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Randomize