I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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